Qian Ping is a cannon-fodder simp in a xianxia novel who binds himself to the [Ultimate Simp System]. Fail a mission and he gets erased? He chooses to accept his fate. He won't compete for opportunities or get involved with beautiful women. He just wants to lie flat in a ruined temple with the three younger sisters he picked up. But the more he practices the System's Fate Art, the stranger it gets, and the more he tries to avoid danger, the more enemies send trouble his way. Even the icy "Daughter of Destiny" starts looking at him differently... As dark clouds gather over his sect's impending destruction and everyone waits for him to rise up and turn the tables, he stretches lazily toward the sky. "What's the rush? I'm lying flat so the Heavenly Dao will come begging me on its own."
