I was the most hardcore maker in the crafting community, and now I've transmigrated into the Eastern Han dynasty as a princess on the run. With the land on the brink of collapse, I pulled out the Heavenly Crafts System.
I enchanted Lu Bu's Sky-Piercer Halberd with “Armor Penetration +10,” and he took it off to solo Dong Zhuo's dungeon.
I gave Zhao Yun's Dragon Gallant Spear “Swift +5,” and at Changban Slope he moved so fast he left afterimages.
The young emperor Liu Xie was moved to tears as he held the “automatic grading pen” I made for him.
Meanwhile, Cao Cao squatted outside my workshop every day, pestering me for more: “Princess, when can we mass-produce those four-wheeled carriages that drive themselves?”
When my curved-beam plow turned wasteland into fertile fields, briquettes warmed all of Luoyang, and a world map went up in Weiyang Palace...
Lu Bu was fishing for lobsters in the South China Sea, Zhao Yun was delivering packages in the Western Regions, and Cao Cao was lost in thought over a map of sea routes to the Americas.
All I wanted was to flop onto the spring mattress I'd just invented and lazily ask, “Your Majesty, can we slack off on our KPIs today?”
