Princess Tiangong's Diary of the Salted Fish Powerful Country

I, the king of handmade scrolls, dress up as a fugitive princess of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Seeing the mountains and rivers shattered, I took out the Tiangong System with my backhand. Enchant Lu Bu's Fang Tian Painting Halberd with "Armor Breaking +10", and he will go and clear Dong Zhuo's copy while carrying it. Lighting up "Swiftness +5" for Zhao Yun's Gentian Spear, Chang Banpo suddenly killed the afterimage. The little emperor Liu Xie was moved to tears while holding the "automatic marking pen" I made. Cao Cao squatted at the door of my workshop and urged the goods every day: "Princess, when will the four-wheeled vehicle that can run by itself be produced?" When my curved shaft plow makes the wasteland flow with oil, honeycomb coal warms the whole of Luoyang, and the world map is hung with Weiyang Palace—— Lu Bu was fishing for lobsters in the South China Sea, Zhao Yun was delivering couriers in the Western Regions, and Cao Cao was deep in thought looking at the American route map. And all I want to do is lie on the newly invented spring bed and yell out: "Your Majesty, can you draw a line on our KPI today?"