My Bathroom Regularly Refreshes Historical Figures

Something's not right about the bathroom of programmer Zhang Wei's house lately - it's starting to refresh historical figures on a regular basis. The first person to come was Li Jiancheng, the crown prince of the Tang Dynasty. He got up from the toilet in bright yellow court clothes and started to kill his younger brother Li Erfeng. Immediately afterwards, Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, also dragged his sick body through time. The two brothers glared at each other in my living room, and they were about to repeat the Xuanwumen Incident. Before the mediation could be clarified, the drunken poet Li Bai stumbled out of the bathroom, vomiting and chanting "Will Enter the Wine". Just when Zhang Wei was worried, a delicate female voice came from the bathroom: "Where is Mei Niang...?" ——Yes, Wu Zetian is here too.