I, Lin Xiao, am the poorest escort agency owner in the world.
The escorts I received were always unseemly: I gave him a singing pickle altar, a wedding dress for a ghost bride, and even a donkey who claimed to be the "former leader of the martial arts alliance".
Until I received a coffin, the reward was enough to buy the whole street.
There was no body in the coffin, only three hundred taels of official silver, half a border defense map, and a blood letter: "The green dragon raises its head, there are no darts in the world."
Lu Xiaofeng came to me for this, Liu Men came to arrest me for this, and the Jianghu Killer came to kill me for this.
I scratched my head, exchanged the official silver into copper coins, and went from house to house to pay off the food and wine debt I owed for three years.
"The debt has been paid." I said to the pursuers. "Now, let's talk about who owes me a life and..."
"... Who wants to bring down this big business of all the escort agencies in the world?"
