(The rating just came out, so feel free to read a few chapters before deciding.) Qiao Yidao transmigrates and wakes up to a hellish situation from the start: after three years of drought, her awful relatives want to sell her for food, while the local authorities are raising taxes until people die! Qiao Yidao just laughs, hangs her relatives from a crooked tree, hefts her forty-meter broadsword, and takes over the whole village. “From today on, I call the shots in Xiahe Village! Our motto is: Any dog that passes through gets slapped twice!”
And so, the journey to escape the famine takes a bizarre turn. While other refugees chew tree bark, Xiahe Village sets up huge pots to fry locusts, making the neighboring children weep with envy. Bandits come down from the mountains to rob travelers, only to get robbed by Xiahe Village and left with nothing but their underwear, crying as they threaten to report them. When soldiers set up a checkpoint to extort travelers, Qiao Yidao wheels out an Italian cannon (strike that), a homemade cannon. “A toll? Will you take ghost money?”
Awful Auntie: “Qingqing, we’re family…” Qiao Yidao: “Get lost! If you won’t work, go feed the wolves!” A passing regent, trembling: “Spare me, heroine!” Qiao Yidao: “I can spare you. You’re pretty good-looking, so I’ll take you back as my husband and make you peel oranges for me!”
What is our slogan: "Grab money! Seize food! Seize territory!" Hahahahahaha, it's so happy, I am so happy. This article is so interesting to write.
Very pretty. The heroine is sassy, gangster and money obsessed. Why do I like the heroine's bellicosity so much? The son-in-law is also good, it is a small green tea with black sesame filling. There were no misunderstandings, no rotten peach blossoms, and the ending was relatively perfect.
I finally found a novel that is interesting, funny, and unique. It is either about being reborn for revenge or about being reborn to go to the countryside. Many novels are copied from the same book!
The heroine is so powerful, it's so cool, I'll do it if I don't accept it, she'll fuck the county magistrate, a private soldier, a bandit, a liar, and even a wolf. To others, the wolves are harvesters of human life, but to the heroine, they're food delivery guys. It's fun to watch.
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Love it, love it! So domineering and funny! Also super kind! Nice
Not bad, very funny, unique writing style, unique, but a bit exaggerated and unrealistic
Super interesting, funny, and interesting
The beginning is okay, I like this kind of female protagonist, I hope there won't be a male protagonist
Well enough. Super nice