[Anti-routine + hilarious group portraits + administrative deconstruction of fantasy]
Zhang Dade is a small owner of a dilapidated guest house, but he also has a secret identity: the non-staff director of the [Office of Comprehensive Management of Pan-Cultural Narrative Ecology].
He has only one mission: to capture the protagonists of Internet novels who have destroyed their worldview and carry out "social transformation"!
As a result, the style of painting suddenly changed——
[Crooked Mouth Dragon King·Ye Aotian]
Original work: With an order, one hundred thousand soldiers rushed to China!
Reality: Because he trampled on the community lawn, Zhang Dade was fined 50 yuan. He wrote a confession at the security booth with tears in his eyes.
"I wanted to twist my mouth, but the director said it was facial paralysis and suggested that I register."
[Paranoid Overlord Li Hanfeng]
Original article: When the weather gets colder, let the Wang Group go bankrupt.
Reality: An online ride-hailing driver was complained about and his account was banned because he refused to take a male passenger. At this time, Zhang Dade was crying in his office and begging for reinstatement.
"That's not red wine, that's Pinduoduo's grape juice! I don't have stomach problems, I'm just hungry!"
[Peerless Immortal Lord·Li Nantian]
Original work: I, Li Nantian, have done my best in my life, why do I need to explain it to you?
Reality: In order to save on gas bills, I tried to grill mutton skewers over a real fire, but the city management was called in.
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There is no show-off here, only the "Public Security Management Punishment Law" and the "Labor Contract Law".
Zhang Dade looked at the room full of miracle doctors, soldiers, and treasure appraisers, and pressed the calculator:
"Stop talking nonsense! Want to redeem yourself? Go and pay this month's rent first!"
(This book is purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely due to the stereotypes of the protagonists!)
