The First Question of the Three Realms: the Second Generation of Immortals

[Hilarious] + [Urban Martial Arts] + [Heavenly Court] + [Invincible] + [Disaster] "Hello? Is it a demon spirit? I want to report it!" Yang Xiaojian took the phone and called the police. "Yes! Someone kidnapped an underage monster!" "My relationship with him?" "Well... He is my cousin! Chenxiang!" ... "You're speeding!" "My dad is Erlangshen!" "It doesn't matter if your dad is Li Gang!" ... "Yang Xiaojian, why are you running away! I like you! Stop running away!" "Stop chasing me! Auntie! We are not suitable! People fall in love across regions, and we are all across species!" ... Extraterrestrial Demon: "Run quickly! Yang Xiaojian is here!!!" A few years later, Yang Xiaojian achieved great success. Everyone collapsed on the ground: "This scourge is finally gone!" "..."