Teaching English in Ancient China: Passing the CET-4 and CET-6 to Become a Sage

I traveled to ancient times and became a legend through English.

While they cultivated martial arts, I memorized CET-4 vocabulary. One "abandon" was enough to destroy a heart demon.

While they comprehended the Heavenly Way, I analyzed complex sentences, and correcting grammar somehow summoned heavenly tribulation.

Later, an ancient examination hall appeared. I took the chief examiner's seat and tapped the blackboard in front of a crowd of Immortal Emperors and Demon Venerables:

"Now, the listening test begins."

"Question one: How do you say 'Reborn: I Teach English in Another World' in English?"

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