I was once the country's top secret agent. I concealed my identity and worked as an aunt in a kindergarten to get my pension.
Every day I use counter-reconnaissance skills to dodge the snot attacks of children, and use Morse code to communicate with the teacher in the next class about nap time.
Until one day, the principal suddenly called all the teachers to a meeting: "I was informed by my superiors that there are international spies disguised as kindergarten teachers lurking among us."
I drank water calmly on the outside, but inside I was panicking: It's over, my pension will be ruined.
At this time, the principal suddenly pointed at me: "I especially want to praise Teacher Lin, who pretended to be so special and successfully lured the snake out of the hole!"
Wait, why does this praise sound weird?
