Lu Xian, an illustrator who is so poor that he lives in poverty, moves into a haunted house to save rent. On the first night, he is chased by an evil spirit and kills three streets. In desperation, he picked up the takeaway milk tea and poured it over——
"Imperative: Seal your throat with a cheese cap!"
The evil spirit actually choked!
At this time, a poisonous reminder sounded in his mind: [Spiritual power +1, I suggest the host start a live broadcast to earn merit, the ancestor next door wants to change his skin]
Since then, the style of eating and broadcasting in Haunted House has changed dramatically:
▶ Use shared bicycles to create a Beidou array to trap a century-old ghost
▶ Rely on WIFI amplifier to reversely invade the evil signal
▶ Put an anti-addiction system on the zombies to force them to go offline
When he and his sand-sculpting teammates—a passionate detective who firmly believed that "you are not allowed to become a sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China", a mysterious shop owner who sells voodoo powder on Taobao, and a geeky girl who programmed Meng Po Soup—became famous in the metaphysical circle, he received a letter from the lawyer of "environmental philanthropist" Jiang Chengying:
"You spread superstition and endanger the progress of human civilization."
Lu Xian looked at the "Internet celebrity diamond" in the display cabinet at the other party's charity party, which caused a sudden change in the city, and smiled:
"So your way of subverting the world order... Is to become an annual member of the Nine Netherworld Evil God?"
The barrage in the live broadcast room instantly exploded:
"Anchor saves the world with takeout? This merit is even more outrageous than Pinduoduo!"
"Follow me! Remember to open the link next time you use snail noodles!"
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Watch how Taoist priests use takeout, live streaming, and 5G base stations to uncover the world-destroying conspiracy in hilarious daily life!
