I Stock Up in Horror Games, and the Nation Goes Wild with Laughter

“She’s dismantling the Ghost Gate on the front lines while we’re tightening screws in the rear!”, Quote from an academic at the Dragon Science Academy.

“The Time Sand she recovered bought me thirty more years of life, so I could take my students to win the Nobel Prize!”, National treasure-level professor.

“The Ghost King’s red robe she stripped off became my buddy’s bulletproof vest. Bullets can only tickle him now!”, Special forces king.

And then the scene cuts back to the dungeon

Bai Tao rolls up her sleeves. “No need to rush. The next railcar is on its way!”

Gu Ci adjusts his glasses. “The national power grid has your back. Move as much as you like!”

And so

Horror game = a national 5A-rated mining zone;

Ghost BOSS = renewable resources;

Players = licensed miners;

The comments flood the screen:

“This isn’t wish fulfillment. It’s a documentary about making our country stronger!”

“Sis Tao, are you looking for a sister-in-law? I can drive a forklift!”

While players around the world are still begging to survive, the Dragon Kingdom has already announced:

“The Horror World is now part of the Belt and Road Initiative. Countries everywhere are welcome to send materials for processing!”

Standing atop the ruins with her hands on her hips, Bai Tao laughs:

“Next stop: we’re packing up the Supreme God too!”