There are three things a corpse stitcher doesn't do: he doesn't sew headless corpses, he doesn't sew mother and child corpses, and he doesn't sew... People who are still alive.
I inherited the ancestral sewing shop and got the wrong stitch on the first night. Now, ninety-nine corpses are lined up outside the door, and they say, either sew them all together, or tear them apart and fill in the gaps.
