Lu Ming accidentally joined the “Three Realms Group Chat” and thought all the members were seasoned chuunibyou.
That was until a red packet from “Grand Supreme Elder Lord” really did drop an immortal pill.
He cautiously sent over a box of snacks. The entire Immortal Realm fell silent for three seconds, then an account named “Third Prince Nezha” began spamming the chat:
“What immortal delicacy is this spicy, oily stick? DM me at once! I'll trade you a part for my Wind Fire Wheels!”
From then on, the gears of Lu Ming's fate began spinning wildly.
Spicy strips for magical treasures, milk tea to keep the immortal connections flowing.
Chang'e grew obsessed with yoga mats, while Sun Wukong bought power banks wholesale.
As for Lu Ming, he stayed comfortably on Earth and became the Immortal Realm's one and only official supplier.
Just as he was wondering whether to set up a fiber-optic connection to the Heavenly Court, a chilling heavenly law descended:
“Contact with mortals is strictly forbidden. Offenders will suffer eternal tribulation!”
Countless heavenly soldiers and generals surrounded his house.
Just then, his biggest customer stepped in front of him, standing on his Wind Fire Wheels.
Nezha: “What's there to panic about? This prince will protect this deal!”
