Shen Lingshu was originally the last descendant of Xuanmen. On the way to ascension, his hand slipped——
She was transformed into the worst female stand-in in the entertainment industry. She was scolded by the whole internet at the beginning, the company claimed 300 million yuan, and she could only eat half a pack of instant noodles.
But who is Shen Lingshu?
The last generation of Tianji Pavilion is in charge, and his ancestors chose the emperor's tomb. Now he is forced to use ballpoint pens to draw talismans in the rental house, use instant coffee as "consecration holy water", and also raises a black cat with a mouth more poisonous than Party A's - calling himself "Xuanmen's chief emotional stability officer (and canned quality inspector)".
While others live-streamed selling goods, she live-streamed fortune-telling and slapped her in the face:
The first step is to expose the "drama-addicted love" of top movie stars, and the second step is to show off the extras who died due to unpaid wages;
I just helped the girl find out the scumbag who sold her WeChat account for 200 yuan, and then he turned around and asked the owner who buried the corpse to dig up three feet of the ground overnight.
She said: "I am not a liar, I am a courier of cause and effect - specializing in delivering retribution, free delivery to your home."
Did the platform block her live broadcast room?
Three days later, he knelt down and begged for the broadcast to resume: "Master! If you don't start broadcasting again, the trending search will collapse!"
Netizens question her feudal superstition?
The next second the barrage flooded the screen: "Please tell me, master, when will my boss die suddenly? I can set off firecrackers in advance!"
From "spurned by the entire Internet" to "Metaphysics Discipline Inspection Commission",
From "merit value + 1" to "three seconds to turn on the Book of Heaven",
She relies on a mouth, a book of secrets for the elderly, and a knitted civet cat.
Born into a modern society with thin spiritual power,
Create a path to ascension by "live broadcast to cultivate immortality, gain virtue by slapping someone in the face, and bring cat food along the way"!
