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After watching you, you will laugh like a pig, then feel sad silently, and then laugh again
The genius system is a hilarious kindergarten, funny, invincible, and mindless. This year, I am 64 years and 366 days old
Tang Zhi looked at the 5,000 yuan pension that had just arrived in his bank card. He was about to go to the park to tease Aunt Zhang's parrot when a burst of rapid suona sound (BGM) suddenly sounded in his mind.
System: "Ding! The strongest genius development system has detected that the host is in the golden period of development, and the binding is successful!" Tang Zhi: "Development? Where do I develop? Prostate?" System: "Release the newbie mission: First Show! Please get first place in the Blue Sky Kindergarten admission interview tomorrow morning. Reward: Intelligence +10, a Marrow Cleansing Pill (can cure old cold legs). [Punishment for mission failure: The system will take back the power of the Marrow Cleansing Pill, and let the host dance the "Pure Land of Paradise" square dance for a month.]" Tang Zhi: "System, have you ever considered that if you enter at my age, people may think I am applying for a security guard job?"
The next day, Tang Zhi, carrying a canvas bag embroidered with "Serve the People", mingled among a group of little beans with runny noses, staring sharply at the basket of Lego bricks.
The kid next to him said: "Grandpa, are you here to pick up your grandson?" Tang Zhi sneered: "No, I'm here to teach you how to behave."
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