The day I lost my job, I was forced to inherit a billion.
The system said: If you can't spend all the money, you will die.
But the rules are weird: spend money for yourself, and you will be rewarded; spend money for others, and your critical hits will be doubled.
So——
I ordered Starbucks for everyone in my former company. The director looked at the acquisition contract in my hand and fell into deep thought.
I bought the entire snack street and opened it for free. The proprietress cried and wanted to marry her daughter to me.
I invested in unpopular scientific research, and an expert asked me in a trembling voice: "Boss, what are you trying to do?"
Just when I thought I was just a humanoid ATM, the system issued the ultimate mission:
[Please make a city feel happy because of you within a month]
I looked at the endless zeroes in my account and fell into deep thought.
How about... Giving all the cats in the city a personal butler?
