On the night before Chongzhen is to hang himself, a glowing cube appears in the Imperial Study.
A visitor from another universe who calls himself “Shrimp” announces, “Your Majesty, don't hang yourself. I've brought an AI governance System.”
Looking at the plan that has appeared out of thin air on his desk, titled “Pacify Liaodong in Five Years, Crush the Bandits in Three,” Chongzhen is unconvinced.
That is, until the System prompts him: [Evidence of Donglin corruption intelligently sorted. A predicted map of Li Zicheng's marching route is included as a bonus.]
Zhu Youjian is moved to tears. “The ancestors have answered my prayers!”
But then the AI begins promoting simplified characters, introducing compulsory education, and even trying to explain “constitutional monarchy”...
Chongzhen reads the words on a memorial: “Your Majesty, the AI says you should consider leaving office and finding a new job.” He falls into deep thought.
