#Warhammer40K#Tzeentch Pseudosystem#Traveling to Immortality#Emperor's Blessing#Cloud Hammer#Reverse Woolen#Galaxy Drama Spirit
"Beep! Beep!! Beep!!"
The pungent industrial waste gas mixed with the smell of putrefaction and blood hit his face. Bai Mo opened his eyes in the sewage in the lower levels of the hive city, and an electronic synthesized sound sounded in his mind.
"Welcome to the world of Warhammer. The system of cultivating immortals in the heavens has been bound. Blessings for novices... Oh no, novice rewards have been distributed!"
Bai Mo opened his eyes, smelled the industrial waste gas from the lower levels of the hive city, and fell into deep thought.
——
Good news: Time traveled.
Bad news: When I woke up, I found myself in the lower level of the hive city, next to a light ball claiming to be the "All Heavens Cultivation System".
He took a look: Old thief Tzeentch, are you playing me?
System (Inner OS): Great Lord of Changes, how come you recognize this guy at a glance? !
But there is good news: he was blessed by the golden light of the human emperor at the beginning, directly blocking all subspace corruption, and backhand created a dark energy path to immortality that does not involve chaos or worship evil gods!
Then, the most outrageous drama queen in the galaxy was born——
Tzeentch: How come the demon spirit I sent brings treasures to the protagonist every day? !
Nurgle: How come my carefully cultivated garden was destroyed by his sword?
Khorne: Why did the bloodthirsty demon I sent disappear without even being able to touch the hem of his clothes?
Slaanesh: I tried my best to seduce him, but he didn't even look at me? !
Later, the four gods got together and held a review meeting:
"Where did he come from?"
"I don't know, but he helped the Emperor up.