Help! the Black Firewood I Collected Climbed Onto My Bed in the Middle of the Night

I am the ancient ferocious beast Taotie, who has been sleeping for thousands of years, but was awakened by the extreme appetite of mortals! After waking up, he lost all his magical power and turned into a weak and pitiful black firewood. He was even picked up and taken home by a 160-pound fat woman! This woman is very strange. The food she grows actually contains a trace of spiritual energy, which can supplement my divine power! In order to recover, I had to commit myself to her, and have her belly rubbed and forehead kissed every day! I endured the humiliation, acted cute during the day in exchange for food, and sneaked into her dream at night and ordered her to cook more delicious food. But seeing her getting thinner and more beautiful day by day, and annoying males starting to appear around her, I was unhappy! Finally, on the night when I returned to my human form, looking at her hot girl figure with bulging front and back, I shamefully had a nosebleed! Later, those mortals who abandoned her wanted to take her back? I showed my true body directly and held her in my arms, my fangs slightly exposed: "Who dares to covet my woman? Do you want to be eaten?"