Breaking: Rivals Bring Their Kids on a Variety Show, and the Whole Internet Ships Them

[Showbiz + Mortal Enemies + Adorable Baby System + Livestreamed for the Whole Internet + Satisfying Face-Slapping Revenge]

Red-carpet darling Xu Youyou and aloof Best Actor Shen Du are publicly recognized enemies. They bicker every time they meet, and their fans have been at war for three years.

Then one day, a miniature version of Shen Du drops from the sky, wraps his arms around their legs, and calls them Mom and Dad!

Even more outrageous, the kid comes with a “Love Lock System”:

More than five meters apart? Bird poop falls from the sky, and their formalwear splits!

They argue? They trip on flat ground and even choke while drinking water!

Want to get rid of the bad luck? There's only one way: Hold hands! Hug! Kiss passionately!

To save their lives (and their reputations), the two are forced to bring their “secret child” onto a family variety show, launching into “full-throttle public displays of affection.”

Before the show airs, the whole internet mocks them: “Can't wait to see them rip each other's hair out!”

After it starts, everything takes a sudden turn:

Shen Du expressionlessly peels a shrimp and holds it up to Xu Youyou's mouth. “Be good. Open up.” (Thinking: Choke on it.)

Xu Youyou trembles and burrows into Shen Du's arms. “Honey, I'm scared.” (Thinking: Don't come near me.)

As netizens look on in confusion, little Shen Paopao calmly adds, “Dad's heart is beating so fast. Is it because he wants to kiss Mom?”

The whole internet explodes: “Holy crap! The sexual tension is unreal! Lock them in!”

When the variety show ends, the System unbinds.

But Shen Du corners her against the wall, the corners of his eyes red. “There's no mission this time. Can I have a real kiss?”