The Tang Dynasty's Master Prankster

“From Flatbread Vendor to the Biggest Menace in the Lingyan Pavilion”

I transmigrated into the body of a flatbread vendor in Chang'an's Western Market during the Tang Dynasty.

The System bound to me said, “Within three days, get Li Shimin to eat a flatbread you made yourself, with powdered coptis root mixed in.”

Me: “...You call that a ‘beginner reward quest’?”

System: “Complete it to earn 100 prank points, redeemable for A Crash Course in Speaking Tang Dynasty Mandarin.”

Gazing at the glittering imperial palace in the distance, I felt the packet of powdered coptis root in my pocket.

System quest: While Fang Xuanling is taking a nap, play the rock version of “The King of Qin Breaks the Ranks” in his ear with the “Nightmare Horn.”

System quest: Make Wei Zheng burp three times in a row during a serious remonstration.

System quest: When Li Jing is drilling the troops, make the mounts of both exercise commanders suddenly start dancing the ballroom waltz.

System quest: Mix an emetic herb into the fodder so that, at court, an alpaca can unleash a “blessed spit attack” on the envoys.

System quest: Put a spring in the dragon throne so Li Shimin gets launched three meters into the air when he comes to court!

There is no way this Tang Dynasty can carry on as normal.