Tang Dynasty Tricky Expert

"From Hu Cake Vendor to "Lingyan Pavilion's First Disaster"" I dressed up as a hawker selling biscuits in the West City of Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty. The system bound to me said: "Please let Li Shimin eat the cakes made by you with coptis powder added within three days." Me: "... You call this a 'newbie welfare mission'?" System: "After completion, you will be rewarded with 100 prank points, which can be redeemed for the "Tang Dynasty Mandarin Crash Manual." Looking at the glittering imperial city in the distance, I touched the packet of coptis powder in my arms. System task: Use the 'Nightmare Speaker' to play the rock version of "The King of Qin Breaks the Formation" in his ears while Fang Xuanling is taking a nap." System task: Ask Wei Zheng to burp three times in a row during a serious remonstrance System mission: Li Jing's military training, "Let the mounts of the generals on both sides of the exercise suddenly dance a 'ballroom dance' System task: Mix vomiting herbs into the fodder, and in the court, the alpaca performs a "slobbering auspicious attack" on the envoy. System mission: The dragon chair is equipped with springs so that Li Shimin will be bounced three meters high when he goes to court! I'm afraid this Tang Dynasty will no longer be able to live a serious life.