As the only "disaster-level R card" in the card pool, my life creed is:
If you slap me, you will lose your money at the least, and you will die in society at the worst. If you don't die, you will have to peel off your skin.
The unlucky guy who was the first to draw me blew up the academy's magic circle into fireworks just after completing the contract, and was chased for three streets by his instructor.
The second one was my unjust one. As soon as he took me out, he mistook the city lord's daughter for a pig and had his legs broken on the spot.
Just when I thought I was going to die in the card pool, the school beauty squatted in front of me with bright eyes: "They don't want you, I do!"
I was so moved that I almost replaced her milk tea with laxatives.
From then on, the school beauty's daily life became:
"Qi Ling! Why did you change my love letter into a challenge letter?!"
"Qi Ling! Why did you change the school bully's tattoo to Peppa Pig?!"
I patted my chest and promised: "Don't worry, with me here, your campus life will never be boring!"
There are so many memes, 🌚