The national team is in a slump, and fans mock them as “skinny chickens.” Captain Wei Zhen has become a laughingstock across the internet for his acting skills, especially the time he was “blown over by the wind.”
With nowhere else to turn, head coach Wang Haoran brings back a mysterious foreign recruit from across the ocean.
This recruit can take down a 300-kilogram wild boar king with a single Iron Mountain Lean, all to protect a pot of braised pork bones. On an American football field, he once sent an opponent, ball and all, crashing into the substitutes’ bench. They call him “Godzilla of the Gridiron”!
He is Lei Yi, the sole modern-day inheritor of Bajiquan!
When Wang Haoran finds him, Lei Yi has only one demand: “Unlimited braised pork bones?”
Wang Haoran: “You got it! Your job is to knock aside all those fancy-pants players on the other team!”
From then on, the world of football welcomes a villain with a very unusual style.
Up against an Oscar-worthy diver? Sorry, one hit from me and you’ll be genuinely out of commission, straight onto a stretcher!
Up against a skillful ball hog? No problem. I’ll clear an absolutely straight path between you and the goal!
Up against a master of dirty tricks? Don’t worry. I’m the diving-stopper, and a part-time bone-setting massage expert.
Up against the world’s best defense? You predict my movements, and I’ll use short-power strikes to break through your line!
Some call him a butcher on the pitch; others revere him as the greatest martial god of the age. The media go wild for him, and his opponents tremble.
Lei Yi has this to say: “Quit arguing, you’re getting in the way of my meal!”
Not quite suitable for my type
It's offbeat, funny, and really good. That's how it should be written about sports. Keep up the good work.
Super good-looking, funny, passionate, cultural, reckless, a combination of Northeastern culture and sports, everyone is welcome to watch