I, the Descendant of Bajiquan, You Want Me to Play Football?

The national football team was so weak that fans nicknamed it "killed chickens in vain." Captain Wei Zhen became the laughing stock of the entire Internet because of his "blown down by the wind" acting skills. Head coach Wang Haoran was desperate and invited a mysterious foreign aid from across the ocean. This foreign aid can knock over a three-hundred-pound wild boar king with one move, "Iron Mountain Knuckle", just to protect the skeleton of a pot of sauce; in the American football field, he knocked his opponent into the bench with the ball, and was nicknamed "Godzilla on the field"! He is the only contemporary inheritor of Bajiquan - Lei Yi! When Wang Haoran found him, Lei Yi had only one request: "Can you take care of the sauce skeleton?" Wang Haoran: "Enough! Your mission is to knock away all those flashy things on the opposite side!" Since then, world football has welcomed a "villain" with a unique style. Meet the flop actor? I'm sorry, but when I hit you, you were really scrapped and put on a stretcher! Encountered a technical tyrant? No problem, I will clear an absolute path between you and the goal! Meet the master of off-board tricks? Don't panic, I'm a flop finisher and part-time bone-setting massage master. Meet the world's top defense? You anticipate my moves, and I use every inch of strength to break through your defense zone! Some people call him a stadium butcher, while others respect him as a martial arts god. The media went crazy for him and his opponents trembled for him. In response, Lei Yi said: "Don't make any noise, it will affect my work!"