I Am the God of Slaps, Su Xiao! One Thought and I'll Slap You!

What do you think of this book? Wrote it myself. I thought short stories had chapters that could be edited, so I typed dozens of chapters, thinking I could skip them, but I couldn't skip them, so I had to scroll down. Then 80,000 words would be hard to read, haha. Indeed, there are only a handful of people who can finish reading this short story. Oh, if I had known that these 80,000 words would be written and published directly as a novel, why would I write a short story? I really convinced myself. Obviously, this story is okay, but it's just too long, haha, people left after watching the first 80 minutes. Oops, there's nothing I can do about it. Why didn't I understand the short story myself?