Good news: I woke up the system.
Bad news: He's suffering from terminal Cthulhu paranoia and is convinced that the whole world is out to kill me.
Good news: With its "help", I am getting stronger and stronger!
Bad news: It's getting more and more abnormal...
When I went to class, it said that "the old rulers are teaching forbidden knowledge." I was forced to use "mental immunity" to force it, and ended up becoming the number one scholar in the department.
Professor (excited): "This is the most talented student I have ever seen!"
When I went for a night run, it said "The Hounds of Tindalos are watching in the dark", so I was forced to run wildly with the "Holy Fetus of Flesh and Blood" and ended up breaking the record.
Passers-by (shocked): "Damn it! Did Bolt just run over?!"
When I went on a date, my schoolmate handed me a piece of cake. It said, "Be careful! This is a poisonous bait for 'breeding an heir'!" I was so frightened that I knocked it over on the spot.
Junior girl (crying voice): "Wow, senior, do you hate me so much?"
Me (collapsed): "No! I'm not! I'm not!"
Please tell me, how can I make my system believe that this is really just an ordinary love affair and not some cosmic horror survival game? !
