Lin Yuanzheng, a construction worker, was sent by his company to build roads in Africa.
Before he even reached the construction site, a ragtag tribe of three hundred carried him off like a trophy.
The chief held up a rusty machete and asked him, “What can you do?”
Lin Yuanzheng swallowed. “I… I can build houses.”
And so, the [Strongest Chiefdom Domination System] awakened.
While other tribes were still using spears, he had already developed homemade rifles.
While warlords in neighboring countries were still driving pickup trucks, he had already built armored vehicles.
While the international community was still holding meetings to condemn him, the rocket launchers behind him were already slowly rising.
The Huaxia Foreign Ministry sent an urgent message: “Comrade, we sent you to build roads, not to build an entire country!”
Lin Yuanzheng stood at attention and saluted. “Reporting to the motherland! Mission accomplished beyond expectations! The administrative center of the African Province is complete and ready to be incorporated into our territory!”
Countries around the world: “We strongly condemn this illegal act of armed expansion!”
Lin Yuanzheng: “Objections overruled. Next item on the agenda: all those in favor, all those opposed?”
