Prince! Your Commandery Princess Is Stealing Men in the Capital Again!

[Everyone's a villain + absurd antics + raising future antagonists + smashing through problems with violence]

Qin Wan transmigrated into the role of the vicious princess of Prince Duan's household, and from the start, snatched two half-dead unlucky fellows right out of a prisoner parade.

The System warned her: [These two will become Xie Yan, the future Grand Secretary of Great Zhou, and Huo Cheng, the God of War. They're ruthless and hold grudges!]

Looking at the cool, handsome young man tied up like a dumpling, Qin Wan promptly whacked him with a brick. “This kid's a looker. I'll take him home... to do the laundry.”

System: [???]

From then on, the entire Prince Duan household went completely off the rails.

The future Grand Secretary, who would one day hold the empire in his hands, was now crouched by a well, sobbing as he scrubbed clothes and wrote an R-rated bodice-ripper called The Domineering Princess Loves Me.

The future general who would slaughter countless enemies was now racing around the backyard with hundreds of pounds of manure on his shoulders, all for an extra chicken leg at dinner. On the way, he even tossed the Shuntian Prefect, who had come to pick a fight, onto the roof of the teahouse next door.

A reborn woman came crying to steal them away: “They'll be great men one day! How can you humiliate them like this?”

Qin Wan kicked her into the pond. “What great men? In my household, you either work or get hit with a brick!”

Even the old prince, bedridden for years, was so enraged he suddenly sat up on his deathbed, only for Qin Wan to send him flying two zhang along with his axe.

Sitting in her grand chair and counting the banknotes she'd earned selling fiction, Qin Wan beamed. “Now this is the life!”

But she didn't notice the cool, dignified future Grand Secretary, forced to write such embarrassing stories, was starting to look at her differently...

Xie Yan: “Princess, how about we act out the ‘forced seduction’ in this chapter ourselves?”