Mom Keeps Nagging Me to Marry, So I’m Bringing a Punk Girl Home for the New Year

[A clash between Northeast Chinese culture and spiritual little sisters, giving you a whole new perspective on them]

[No finger-counting + no System]

With the Lunar New Year approaching, Chen Dong’s mother pressured him to marry, insisting he wed a strapping young woman. Just then, Chen Dong was laid off by his company. In a fit of anger, he rented three spiritual little sisters from an internet cafe and brought them home for the holiday!

Red hair, green hair, yellow hair, fake tattoos and smoky makeup: they were all about looking like trouble!

Chen Dong had planned to put on a show of a prodigal son turning over a new leaf, once and for all making his mother give up on him.

Who could have guessed that everything would take such a turn!

His battle-hardened mother, with strength through the roof, couldn’t stop singing their praises!

The redhead kicked down the bathroom door, and Mom crowned her the firewood-splitting champion. One kick per log, each one cracking cleanly apart. She was even better than an axe!

The green-haired girl was so socially anxious she hid under the table, but she turned out to be an appliance-repair expert. She brought a ten-year-old antique radio back to life with her eyes closed!

The yellow-haired girl, with her cutesy voice, sang “Mesmerizing Eyes” to the pigs. Even the village bully of a goose was so charmed it laid a double-yolk egg on the spot!

I couldn’t stop the romance from blossoming, and somehow they became the whole village’s hope instead.

The aunties at the village entrance praised my good taste, saying the girls had wide hips and would make good mothers.

Mom held a feather duster in one hand and pinned me and the three little rascals’ heads down with the other. “Get married! Today, you’re choosing one of the three! Otherwise, none of you four are getting away!”