My name is Lin Fan, an extremely transparent person who submitted my resume 108 times.
Until I received an outrageous offer: "Attention, this position may involve unnatural phenomena."
After joining the company, my job was to record how ordinary I was.
My colleagues always finish their coffee one second before it goes cold, and the printer just says "out of paper" to me.
What's even more wrong is my family: my grandma's sparrows can line up, my dad's stickers have no bubbles, and my sister's mathematical formulas are glowing... They are all trying to act like a "normal person" and agree that I am the "ordinary baby" in the family who needs to be protected the most.
Until that day, a talking dog covered its mouth and said, "Wow, you finally found out."
Then, a black car parked under my house.
Director Zhou of the Tianjin Administration came to visit in person: "Comrade Lin Fan, your 'ordinaryness' is the anchor that maintains world stability. The country needs you."
Now, I want to use my "ordinary" to sign labor contracts for talking animals, explain traffic laws to my grandfather who has returned from cultivating immortality, and persuade rebellious teenagers who have collapsed the laws of physics...
Oh, by the way, the latest mission is to receive a group of alien friends who come to Earth to learn "ordinaryness".
I gradually understood that perhaps "being yourself" - no matter how ordinary or special you are - is the most extraordinary miracle in this world.
