5-Year-old Jiang Nuonuo was a gold medal mediator in her previous life, but in this life she got a "hell start" card.
My biological father is "the nightmare of 900 million girls" Mr. Jiang, who has five thousand beauties listed on WeChat; my biological mother is "the number one seductress in Beijing" and only drinks 45-degree Alpine snow water.
The whole Internet was betting on when this plastic couple would divorce, until the family of three was packaged and sent to the parent-child variety show "Super Dad".
Netizens were waiting to see the joke: "Can Neptune take care of a baby? Can a slut endure hardship?"
However, when the live broadcast started, the style of painting suddenly changed——
Neptune's father had just winked at a beautiful passerby. Nuo Nuo took out the QR code with an expressionless face: "Auntie, scan it for me. My father has Alzheimer's disease and can't remember people."
[System: Successfully kill the peach blossom, and you will be rewarded with a truth capsule!
Zuo Jing's mother disliked the rough sheets and refused to sleep, so Nuo Nuo deftly took out a silk sleeping bag and said, "Mom, if you keep asking, I'll deduct your Hermès quota for the next month."
[System: Successful correction and refinement, reward top ingredient identification card!
Neptune's father will become cowardly in an instant, and his mother will be obedient in an instant.
The audience was dumbfounded: "This is not a baby-raising variety show. This is a rare record of full-level cubs domesticating their wild parents!"
Nuo Nuo became the top model on the Internet by rectifying her top-notch parents, and also managed this crumbling wealthy family into the best model family in Beijing?
Father Jiang: I have quit smoking. Can my daughter return my phone to me?
Shen's mother: Woo hoo hoo, Nuo Nuo is the only sister!