They Asked You to Join a Chill Variety Show, Not Beat the Archmage to a Pulp

【Mushroom House + dating show + multiple heroines + homesickness + getting into trouble + top-tier star + stunning beauty of the entertainment industry】 College student Chen Fan graduated straight into unemployment. Rejecting the rat race, he hurried back to his village to slack off. With the New Year coming, no one was around to catch the family’s three-hundred-jin pig, his dad had a bad back, and his grandpa was hard of hearing. His laziness kicked in, and he casually posted a call for help on Douyin: “Need a strong guy to hold down a New Year pig. Hope the road outside is lined with cars tomorrow so I can make a big show of it!” He hadn’t expected much, but the video went viral. When he woke up the next day, cars stretched ten kilometers from the village entrance, with five thousand people gathered in Chenjia Village. “Hi, do you still need someone to hold down the pig?” Chen Fan looked up and froze. Liu Tianxian, Reba, Boss Yang? National goddess Liu Tianxian, wearing a floral padded jacket and covered in mud, held down the three-hundred-jin black pig. “I’ve got it! I want the best cut of meat!” Top-tier star Reba scooped up pig manure with a shovel. “Brother Chen Fan, I’ve cleaned out the pigsty. Can I get something to eat?” Boss Yang, crying from the smoke by the stove: “Chen Fan, don’t scold me. It’s my first time cooking!” Once the excitement died down and the crowds dispersed, Chen Fan followed Boss Yang and charged into the entertainment industry. Boss Yang made a bold declaration: “If you’ve got what it takes, fight your way to the top! Spend my secret stash however you like!” And so He debated top minds at the Global Youth Forum and earned himself the title of “patriotic maniac.” At Mushroom House, he turned into a mad scientist, dug up a nuclear bomb with one shovel, and caught a submersible while fishing by the sea… The entertainment industry panicked and issued thirty bans in a row: artists were forbidden from digging holes, making their own food… Wherever Chen Fan went, everything went haywire and completely off the rails. Until one day, Chen Fan appeared on a slow-paced variety show with Master Hua. The master got so thoroughly beaten that he fell to his knees and begged for mercy.