On the day I left my job, the doctor said: lung cancer, please wait to die.
Zhao San: Okay, let's broadcast a Wuqinxi live broadcast to send you on your way.
Result——
"Ding! It is detected that the host does not want the dog leash, the most powerful martial arts transmission system is online!"
"Reward for successful completion of "Five Animals" = 300 years of life!"
"Reward for the master's degree in "Tai Chi" = crushing granite with bare hands!"
Zhao San:? ? ?
So on a snowy day, Zhao San dressed in single clothes and started broadcasting, and the barrage laughed "Living Ice Sculpture".
Ten minutes later, steam was rising from Zhao San's head and he punched the old pine tree apart, causing the audience to kneel down collectively:
"Brother, what are you doing here to maintain your health? This is a plug-in for cultivating immortals!"
The rich lady fired five shots and became extremely angry on the spot: Brother, don't rest, I can still make money!
A top fitness blogger comes to compete and show off his muscles by doing 200 push-ups with one hand?
Zhao San: Let me turn into an ice pick in just 3 seconds.
Him: ... Excuse me.
The next day, he accidentally rescued an abducted cute baby on the road, and then knocked away three 600-pound wild boars. The police:
"The suspect has... Been beaten to tears by enthusiastic citizens. The reward is 160,000, thank you!"
Zhao San: Really just passing by.
The whole network exploded: # turns out to be a real-life version of a plug-in#
The platform boss knelt down all night begging to sign the contract: the conditions are up to you!
Zhao San: The contract is too shady. If you don't change it, I will be offline.
Boss: Change! Change it immediately!
Since then, a saying has spread in the live broadcast industry:
"Zhao San starts broadcasting = online cultivation,
The wild boar watched and logged out of the network overnight.
The cancer cells exploded in place. "
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Reader comments
As an old book of nearly 40 years 🐛 I would like to inform everyone that this book is super good
Brothers, stop reading. Chapter 194 has started to flood. I can't stand it anymore. Bye bye.
As an old book of nearly 40 years 🐛 I would like to inform everyone that this book is super good Brothers, stop reading. Chapter 194 has started to flood. I can't stand it anymore. Bye bye.