Good news: I have traveled through time and have a wife who is as beautiful as a fairy.
Bad news: I am Wu Dalang, her name is Pan Jinlian, and Ximen Qing has come to marry Po Wang.
Just when I was about to run away all night, the system came!
I made Pan Jinlian a meal of scallion pancakes. She finished the meal with a red face. My height is +0.1 Feet!
I beat away the gangster who came to provoke me, she helped me apply the medicine with admiration, and my force was +5!
I used a trick to turn Mrs. Wang into my eyeliner. She looked at me in shock. My appearance is +10!
Ximen Qing blocked Pan Jinlian on the street, and I stood in front of her.
Ximen Qing (shocked): "Aren't you that three-inch boy? Why are you taller than me?"
When Wu Song returned from hunting tigers, he saw me looking better than Pan An, chatting and laughing with the county magistrate.
Wu Song (eyes shaking): "... I'll knock it, brother?! You were taken away?!"
Me: Thank you for the invitation, I'm just a little nicer to my wife (Versailles laughs).
