Book Nine by Yueji Yu A

The good news: I've transmigrated, and I have a wife as beautiful as a goddess.

The bad news: I'm Wu Dalang, she's Pan Jinlian, and Ximen Qing has already called Wang Po over.

Just as I was preparing to flee in the middle of the night, the System arrived!

I made Pan Jinlian scallion flatbread. She blushed as she finished eating, and I grew 0.1 chi taller!

I beat off the ruffians who came looking for trouble. She admired me as she helped apply medicine, and my combat power went up by 5!

I used a scheme to turn Wang Po into my informant. She stared at me in shock, and my looks score went up by 10!

Ximen Qing blocked Pan Jinlian in the street. I stepped in front of her.

Ximen Qing, stunned: “Aren't you that three-foot-tall runt? How did you get taller than me?”

Wu Song returned from slaying the tiger and saw me, handsome as Pan An and chatting amiably with the county magistrate.

Wu Song, eyes wide with shock: “...Holy crap, big brother?! Have you been possessed?!”

Me: Thanks for asking. I just treated my wife a tiny bit better, that's all. (Smug humblebrag.)