Live-Streaming Modern Life, I Earn Qin Shi Huang's Imperial Seal

“Your Majesty, those up ahead are the high-dimensional gods who rule the universe. How are we supposed to fight them?”

“Don't panic. Let me figure out how to scan the code on this ‘vending machine’ first, then we'll send in the troops and wipe them out!”

Jiang Xiao bound himself to the Huaxia Origins Live-Streaming System, expecting to embark on a grim and arduous journey to save Earth.

Instead, he discovered that the founding ancestors he summoned all had rather unexpected personalities.

Bai Qi, the God of Slaughter, was hooked on trading insults with trolls in his livestream. Emperor Wu of Han had become obsessed with selling products in short videos. And Qin Shi Huang, the greatest emperor of all time, was holding a bag of Weilong spicy strips and berating an alien star destroyer: “Such a shoddy spectacle doesn't begin to compare with my Epang Palace!”

When the high-dimensional gods tried to erase Earth with their “absolute rationality,” Jiang Xiao charged into their temple with a pot of braised pork and a band of utterly unorthodox ancestors.

“Immortality? Absolute truth? Sorry, we Huaxia people believe in just one hard truth: when the bell rings, no one's working overtime!”

(Outrageously funny + epic and full of fire + dimensional domination. The ancestors of five thousand years are here to help you kick ass across the universe!)