[Bear Infested Fan] [Cultivation of Immortals] [Brainless Cool Articles] [Funny]
What will happen to the world when bears start cultivating immortality?
I, Bald Qiang, a low-level cultivator at the third level of Qi Refining, took on the sect's dirtiest job: cutting down all the trees in Gouxiong Ridge.
They don't know that every time an ax strikes, one year is lost from my life. Until that day, I cut down the largest pine tree.
The sky cried, and it rained blood for three days.
Xiong Da stood up from the ruins, with the image of a giant bear appearing behind him. Xiong Er gnawed on the honey and swallowed the chaos. And the chainsaw in my hand made a hungry roar.
It turns out that what I chopped down was not a tree, but a seal. What they were waiting for was not a lumberjack, but a sacrifice, a... Taoist ancestor.