They Told You to Save All Living Beings, but You Turned into a Zombie and Slaughtered Your Way Through the Western Heavens

You were told to save all living beings, so you turned into a zombie and slaughtered your way across the Western Heaven. How is that reasonable? Me: (slaps him right back) So what if I'm a zombie? Can't zombies practice Buddhist cultivation the hands-on way? (raises an eyebrow) The System told me to convert the world, so I turned them all into zombies. That counts as eternal life, right? System: [Warning! Host is ripping the Great Golden-Winged Peng apart with his bare hands!] Tathagata: Shut up. These chicken wings are pretty crispy. Want some? (wipes his mouth) Those hypocrites in the Western Heaven, I'm not leaving a single one alive. “Wait, Buddha, why has your lotus throne turned black?” “Oh, it's piled up from the skulls of immortals. Looks nice, doesn't it?” You can't even imagine how satisfying this kind of brutality is! One last question: who else wants me to “save” them?