I ask you to save all sentient beings, but you turn into a zombie and kill all over the West. Is this reasonable?
Me: (Backhand with a big mouth) What happened to the zombies? Zombies can't practice physical Buddhism?
(Raises eyebrows) The system asks me to save people in the world. I just turn them all into zombies. Is that considered immortal?
System: [Warning! The host is tearing the Garuda alive!
Tathagata: Shut up, these chicken wings taste quite crispy. Do you want some? (Wipe mouth)
I won't save any of these hypocritical villains from Xitian.
"No, Buddha, why has your lotus seat turned black?"
"Oh, that's made of immortal skulls. Doesn't it look good?"
This kind of violent pleasure is beyond your imagination!
One final question: Who else wants to be "degreed" by me?
