On November 16, my family is slaughtering two pigs. Can anyone come help hold them down? I’ll treat you to pork soup and rice!
My brother isn’t back, and my dad’s getting old. I’m afraid he won’t be able to hold the pigs down, hahaha! It’s not for any other reason. I just want the road outside my house packed with cars!
Ideally, more cars than at a wedding!
I want to finally hold my head high in the village.
“Your family’s slaughtering pigs? Don’t make promises you can’t keep!” The whole village is waiting to laugh at us. Then my little sister posts one video, and suddenly two thousand people show up for a free meal!
My parents are pulling their hair out, and my sister is so scared she starts crying.
Two pigs clearly won’t be enough for everyone, and the whole village is waiting to see us make fools of ourselves. My sister bursts into tears on the spot!
I have only two hundred yuan to my name. Just when I’m at my wit’s end… [Ding! A huge crowd has been detected. God-Tier Cashback System activated!]
The more people there are, the higher the cashback multiplier?
I turn around and buy up every pork shop in the city!
Everyone thinks my family is about to go bankrupt, but they don’t know I’ve bound myself to a god-tier System. The more people who come, the more money I make!
From the start, I buy all the pork in the city and shock the whole village!
Cars are parked for a mile outside my house, making a traffic jam look tame!
