No Gods in China? I Turn Around and Hand the First Emperor Over to the State

As the only inheritor of Chinese civilization, Su Yun is in a panic. Not because his enemies are too strong, but because his golden finger is seriously messed up! [Ding! The nine-tailed demon fox Su Daji has run out of spiritual energy. Host, please initiate the “mana replenishment” procedure immediately!] Su Yun: “Um... could we try another method? I’m a respectable man.” Su Daji (clothes half undone, eyes hazy): “Master, this servant is so cold...” And that’s not all. The System’s list is full of troublesome characters waiting to be unlocked: Yang Yuhuan (requirement: bathe together in Huaqing Pool), Zhao Feiyan (requirement: dance in the palm of your hand and lavish her with tender care)... Even Empress Wu Zetian is asking him for “the realm,” whip in hand. Every victorious battle earns him either a divine weapon or another breathtaking beauty who spells trouble. In the eyes of outsiders, Su Yun is the tyrant who tears gods apart, the backbone of China. The real Su Yun: By day, he teaches Qin Shi Huang On Protracted War. By night, Su Daji clings to him and demands her “ration.” Su Yun (sighing at the sky): “This damn sweetness! Whoever wants it can have it!”