[Anti-routine] [Dihua Liu] [Business Management] [System] [Hilarious]
> "Mr. Chen, congratulations! The market value of the unfinished building we bought has increased tenfold due to the diversion of the subway!"
> "Mr. Chen, I'm so happy! The bad movie you made casually just to lose money won the Academy Award and the box office exceeded 5 billion!"
> "Mr. Chen, congratulations! The junk stocks you bought at a high price were picked up by the national team, and we made a lot of money!"
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> Looking at the adoring employees and the rising asset figures, Chen Luonian covered his face in despair.
> Even once... Just once!
> Let me lose a little money and get that damn [100-fold rebate], okay?
> Reporter interview: "Mr. Chen, what is the secret of your success?"
> Chen Luonian looked at the camera with tears in his eyes: "I really... Just want to go bankrupt!"
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