[Time travel + possession + hilarious counter-routine + Three Kingdoms drama + black humor + main attack mentality explosion]
I, Cheng Yuanzhi, am a bitch who can't survive more than three lines in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
The only scene was when he was killed by Guan Yu.
But I didn't expect that this was the beginning of my misfortune.
Because of the Yellow Turban Army's wild sorcery, my soul did not disperse, but was forcibly bound to a deceptive curse: I must possess every unlucky ghost who died under Guan Yu's sword in order to complete my unfinished "revenge"!
Therefore, my century-old career as an unjust soul has become a "Experience of Guan Yu's Sword":
· First stop: possessing Hua Xiong. I have reviewed it thousands of times and am full of confidence. As a result, his horse was too fast. Before I even lifted my knife, I saw the sky spinning...
· Second stop: Possessing Yan Liang. I am ready, with a hundred thousand troops in formation. As a result, he didn't care about martial ethics at all. As soon as I said two words of "the general's name", I was "stabbed" on the horse...
· Third stop: I even possessed Diao Chan! I practice charm and design encounters. As a result, he threw me a cloak, a horse, and a piece of silver, and then spent the night reading "Spring and Autumn"...
I also worked as a blacksmith and tried to break his knife, but he praised my craftsmanship; I worked as a wizard and stabbed his villain, and I had diarrhea for three days; I tried to alienate his brothers and sons, but instead they were more in love with each other...
Finally, when I possessed the last key person, I used all my life's experience in "seeking death" to finally push him to a dead end...
The great revenge was avenged at the celebration banquet.
