Good news: I got the system!
Bad news: It just makes me die!
Me: Refuse involution and ascension!
Zongmen: I understand, senior brother is playing a big game of chess!
Scene 1: I dig rocks and want to sleep → I dig out fire mines → The whole army calls me the God of War!
Scene 2: I want to sing out of tune → children's songs to suppress the devil → the world respects me as a saint!
Scene 3: I skipped the banquet and wanted to fish → avoid the killing array in the brothel → the imperial city made me a chess master!
"Stop thinking! I'm just a road idiot!"
Everyone smiled: Got it, simplicity is the way to go, return to nature!
——When the whole world ascended for me, I was forced to save the universe!
