Zhao Ping transmigrated for an absurd reason: a plagiarism check on his thesis.
And he transmigrated as Zhao Yun’s dirt-poor younger kinsman, which was even more absurd.
The legendary general was still serving as a “stable boy,” while his future boss, Uncle Liu Huang, was still cosplaying as a peasant farmer in Pingyuan County. Zhao Ping decided this generation of heroes had an utterly miserable start and needed a helping hand.
And so, the Three Kingdoms grew increasingly bizarre:
He got Zhao Yun the “Dragon Gallant Silver Spear” and “White Dragon Colt” skins ahead of time;
He roped Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun into an in-house strength ranking, while he took charge of shouting, “Nice!”;
He helped Liu Bei rein in local tyrants, calling it “the Han’s Benevolent Governance 2.0”;
He even secretly developed the curved-plow and high-bridge saddle, preparing to crush the competition with technology from another age...
Gongsun Zan: “This lad is a great talent. Make him my chief cavalryman!” (Then sent him off to manage horse manure.)
Liu Bei: “Mingyuan, you truly are my right-hand man!” (Then dragged him into bed to talk all night.)
Zhao Yun: “Ping, little brother... how much are you still keeping from me?”
Zhao Ping: “Don’t ask. It’s all for your own good. Brother, if one of us gets rich, we won’t forget the other!”
Not bad, come on 😳