Going Home to Celebrate the New Year, Relatives and Neighbors Break the Defense

[Crazy literature + rectifying the family after 2000 + breaking the defense system + brainless fun] Back home for the Chinese New Year, as the only college student in the family, Lin Chen drove a second-hand Wuling Hongguang and became the laughing stock of his relatives. Second Aunt: "What's the use of reading so many books? I can't even get a wife! Look at my strong son, he hasn't graduated from junior high school, and he already has two children!" Third Uncle: "Still in graduate school? Who will follow you if you don't have a car or a house? Come back quickly and go on a blind date. The guy next door who is married and raising a baby is very suitable for you." Faced with the pressure to get married and the humiliation of academic qualifications, Lin Chen awakened to the [defense-breaking system]. As long as the best relatives break the defense, he can make huge profits! "Second Aunt, Qiangzi's two babies look like Uncle Wang next door. Don't you want me to check?" "Third uncle, you advise me to be generous? Then I will build a road in the village, but it will only bypass the door of your house and dig a drainage ditch. Please be generous and don't be angry!" This year, one of Lin Chen's main qualities has disappeared. Relatives collapsed: Did this college student read all the books into the dog's belly? Lin Chen sneered: Sorry, higher education is used to build the motherland, not to swallow one's anger!