[Mental Hospital + Idealism System + Dihua Flow + Hilarious]
My name is Li Daoyi, and I carry goods in a mental hospital.
You may not believe it, but I really want to go home and lie down after being discharged from the hospital, but each of the patients in this class is outrageous, and none of the people in suits outside are normal.
The toilet cleaning spirit cost 9 yuan, so I put a piece of talisman on it and told the fat man that it was the Dao Aquarius.
The fat man's eyes widened. He took it and smashed a bottle on the ground. There was a muffled "boom" in the hospital building, all the windows in the building were shattered, and the building suddenly jumped up half a meter.
The group of researchers spent the night squatting next to the broken glass and writing a report - "High-pressure gas triggers quantum entanglement effect, which is completely in line with scientific principles."
The domineering president blocked the door of the ward with a box of cash, his knees were shaking: "Ancestor, for one hundred million, you can teach me how to take out the relics from the red bricks, okay?"
The top hacker's begging letter bounced directly onto my screen: "Ancestor, please stop following the network cable to hit me. I will hand over all the seeds in the hard drive. You are so proud of me."
I leaned in the wheelchair, took a sip of Coke, and turned the bottle twice in my hand.
"Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors, we must believe in science."
As soon as he finished speaking, he glanced out of the window - a submarine was spinning at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
I looked down and saw that the line of the fishing rod in my hand was just hanging on its tail fin.
This thing... How did I really catch it back?
