Owner:
I am 29, a teacher at University A, and I am in the late stages of social anxiety. I was forced by my mother to go on a blind date, but my glasses fell off on the way. Myopia of 800 degrees is equivalent to blindness. In the end, I was tricked into getting the certificate by a handsome (I found out later) brother with a very nice voice. I regret it now, I regret it very much! He is only 22 years old! Still from our school's physical education college! She screamed "Honey, Wife" every day, and I started hearing hallucinations in class! If my colleagues and students knew about this, would I still want to hang out! Looking for divorce tips! 😭
1L (eating melon first line):
I'll go first! What kind of miraculous luck do you have, sir? 22 Years old, sports student, sunny and handsome, and even proposed marriage! Sister, you have found a treasure!
2L (I want to cheer you up today too):
I agree with the above, please answer directly, how many abdominal muscles does the little puppy have? Is it delicious to cook? Clingy?
Owner:
Reply 2L: Abdominal muscles... Seem to be eight packs. The cooking... Was so delicious that I gained five pounds in a month. Clingy... To the point where he wants to stay at the door when I go to the bathroom. But that's not the point! The point is, I feel like a bad guy kidnapping an ignorant boy!
58L (first-line eater):
The original poster hasn't appeared for a long time. What's next? Divorced?
Owner:
[Update] Thank you for your concern, we are not divorced for the time being...
